So tomorrow we have four weeks until Carrie and I get married. That’s 28 more sleeps. Yep. 28. Married. Hmm. Yep. Getting close.
I’m not worried. Not at all. Just another day, really. Just another simple normal day, that somehow has been transformed into a monstrous Italian wedding. Two marquees, four tier wedding cake, flower girls with fairy slippers, a brass band, mobile fridge, helicopters, and ninjas attacking.
OK so none of us are actually Italian, there won’t be a brass band or helicopters, and I asked the ninjas to leave the swords at home (on the hand-made invitations). But seriously. The cake decoration? On top of the 4-tier cake? It had to be _ordered_. From _England_. That’s like, overseas and shit. I spent 20 minutes talking to Mum #2 about ties and handkerchiefs for the groomsmen. We needed to decide on colours. I’m thinking about going with pink. Like the bridesmaids dresses (and the fairy flower girls). Or maybe silver. Silver hankies, that makes sense, nothing like blowing your nose on a silver hankie. Swot gets me going in the mornings.